Easy fix [Daily Prompt]

Left was made illegal and completely abolished. “And all was right in the world.”
Daily Prompt 2015-01-23

Frame of Mind [Daily Post]

Daily Prompt for July 9, 2014:

If you could paint your current mood onto a canvas, what would that painting look like? What would it depict?

Procrastination

I call it “Procrastination“.

Inspired by Frame of Mind [Daily Post]

EDIT: Funny, now this prompt went up…

Longing for Gravity [Daily Prompt]

Daily Prompt 2014-06-04: Longing for Gravity:

You are on a mission to Mars. Because of the length of of the journey, you will never be able to return to Earth. What about our blue planet will you miss the most?

Obviously, they want us to say that we miss WordPress the most.

Longing for Gravity [Daily Prompt]

Daily Prompt: Write Here, Write Now

Daily Prompt: Write Here, Write Now:

Write a post entirely in the present tense.

I see the Daily Prompt; I get an idea.
I write this post.

Never [Daily Prompt]

Daily Prompt 2013-06-05: Never

Tell us about a thing you’ll never write about.

If I answered this prompt, I would be writing about something I’d never write about.
Therefore, I refuse.

Fill In the Blank [Daily Prompt]

Ok, so this one’s a little late. It’s not like I subscribe to the Daily Post, I just visit it every so often to see if there’s anything interesting.

Three people walk into a bar . . .

— Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank (2013-05-13)

To properly comprehend my answer, you’ll need a little context.

The first joke in the series:

One person walks into a bar and says “ouch”.

The second joke in the series:

Two people walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it by now.

And now the third:

Three people walk into a bar. The third was following the first two.

If I may add a fourth:

Four people walk into a bar. The fourth thought it was a game.

Fifth:

Five people walk into a bar. Now this is just getting ridiculous.

No, the bartender had nothing to do with it. Or maybe he did: were their drinks pressurized to 14.5038 psi?

The Glass [Daily Prompt]

I don’t usually answer WordPress’ Daily Prompt, but I found today’s prompt quite irresistible:

Is the glass half-full, or half-empty?

My answer? Empty:

FoxTrot comic from Beyond a Doubt, p.202 (Amend, 1997)

Just wait until they say that it’s 5/12 full and 7/12 empty:

FoxTrot comic, 2006-01-02