Today is Groundhog Day. For those who don’t know, Groundhog day is the day where we reject meteorologists and instead analyze the behaviour of a groundhog (not that the meteorologists were ever right in the first place, but that’s beside the point). If it sees its shadow and goes back into its burrow and winter will be prolonged for another six weeks.
Who’s to say that isn’t just some conspiracy spread by the the pork haters? Perhaps Peter Fox is right and the real reason why Groundhog Day exists is to celebrate ground pork. Bring out the sausages!